I was driving by all of his supporters to go to a bar for lunch and was just like wow, you are all fucking idiots. So to make myself feel better I yelled out the window, “MITT ROMNEY HATES WOMEN AND POOR PEOPLE. YOU ARE IDIOTS.”
What did you do today?
Upheld civility in political discourse.
Didn’t make myself look like an idiot by shouting unsubstantiated garbage out my car window at people who were minding their own business.