Things liberals actually believe…
- Outlawing all guns will make everyone safer
- Welfare programs are the answer to poverty.
- The government should regulate most aspects of everyone’s lives. And provide everyone an equal opportunity regardless of their laziness or ineptitude.
- White males are inherently evil and their mere existence is racist
- Women don’t need a man to get through life but need a feminist to guide them.
- You can spend yourself to prosperity.
- Taxing the rich more will create more jobs.
- If you want to preserve traditional marriage and values then you obviously hate gays.
- Republicans are evil white men who want dirty air and water.
- Capitalism is a failure even though it has built the greatest nation the world has ever seen.
- The word “illegal” is racist.
- To oppose ILLEGAL immigration is racist.
- Conservatives are somehow Nazis even though Nazis were the Nationalist Socialist Party.
- History can be “whitewashed” to fit today’s narrative.
- Blacks have always been oppressed in the United States and only Democrats can help them even though Democrat held areas are consistently impoverished and under developed.
- If you are white then you only know privilege.
- If you are a man the you only know privilege.
- If you are a white man then you have no right to speak.
- The world “owes” you something.
- Occupy Wall Street protesters are inspiring; Tea Party protesters are racist and seditious.
- The founding fathers had it all wrong and were just racist.
- Israel cannot defend itself against aggression from all sides but “Palestinians” can fire rockets into Israel because they’re freedom fighters.
- The U.S. Government caused 9/11.
- George W. Bush is Satan and is the cause of every liberals problem.
- No matter what Barack Obama does it’s still “Bush’s mess” so it’s going to take another four years to even begin to clean up.
And I could go on and on and on and on and on…
